Joke?

IS this a joke? I turn on the TV and whats on? Juno. Really? How is this even possible? How am I pregnant, and why does the world have to keep reminding me. Not that I would forget, but why does it need to rub it in my face. Is this how its going to be for the rest of my life? Everywhere I look im reminded of this? How much more shitty can this get.
I hope they dont make me wait a week, i dont know if i can go through this if i have that much time to think about it.